Yesterday I learned that MS SQL Server can't handle right-clicks. Here's a procedure to crash SQL Server 2000 on my shiny new computer:
- Open a table by selecting to show "All Rows".
- Right-click a cell.
I really wish there was more to it than that. But, that's it. Any table, any cell. Right-click = lock up. All other operations work fine, including running some hefty and resource-hungry queries. So long as I don't right-click. You just can't make this stuff up.