I was thinking the other day about how you could describe the act of blogging to someone who was unfamiliar with the concept or unfamiliar with the internet in general.
Well, first I think up a topic that seems interesting. Then I talk to myself about it for a while. Then I write it all down. Then I give a copy to thousands of strangers. Sometimes some of them leave me a note.? (I always make sure to show the notes to everyone too.) Sometimes robots leave me notes trying to sell me things, but I have an anti-robot robot to collect all of those notes and put them in the trash. I do all of this every day for some reason.? If I'm good enough at it, people will give me money.